crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via classyalexis)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via sorry)

  • *pencil drops*
  • me: could this day get any worse

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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(Source: iguanamouth, via sorry)

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

(via lovehleeyang)