dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

(via dazeyness)

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf, via dazeyness)

"

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.

"

(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: meri-juana, via lustfvlxo)

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

(via jennabenna95)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via sorry)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via notquitealiceinwonderland)

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(via heartofdisney)