chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: niadil, via ehmehlehx3)

This Just Happened

  • Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
  • Me: No
  • Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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  • Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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